On negative campaigning:
McCain - Oh, boo hoo hoo, sniff, I'm so hurt, Obama spent tons on negative ads, boo hoo hoo..! (is it possible for a 72 year old man to sound like a 5 year old? YES)
Obama - Screw your feelings, 100% of your ads are negative, let's focus on the issues because the people are tired of your horseshit
McCain - My opponent is mean.